Paw-litics


Miss Shrill, Baby, Shrill;
Cried out "Drill, Baby, Drill!"
Never planned on a spill, baby, spill;
She was only a shill, baby, shill.
by John Fugelsang on April 30, 2010



Only Here.
by John Fugelsang on January 31, 2010

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’


Goldman to Employ So-called ‘Douchebag Defense’

Fabrice Tourre to be Exhibit A

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – In the event of a criminal case against the banking giant, Goldman Sachs is planning to employ a rarely-used legal strategy known as the “douchebag defense,” sources confirmed today.
Davis Logsdon, Dean of the University of Minnesota School of Law, summarized the unorthodox strategy: “Basically, they will be arguing that the Goldman executives had no control over their actions because they are ginormous dicks.”
“Exhibit A” if the bank decides to go forward with the douchebag defense will be Goldman banker Fabrice “Fabulous Fab” Tourre.
“I think the government would have a hard time arguing that he was not an egregious douche,” Logsdon said.
In order to establish Tourre’s douchebag bona fides, Goldman’s lawyers would most likely offer up his emails, his Facebook profile, and several of his ex-girlfriends.
Jury selection could also be key to the success of Goldman’s douchebag defense strategy, Logsdon said.
“Goldman’s dream jury would be made up of twelve angry dickwads,” Logsdon said.  “In New York, that shouldn’t be hard to find.” More here.


More WTF (What the Fox!?!?)
The 4:30 mark of this clip explains why I think Sarah Palin is a joke... not to mention those deranged people who actually look up to the likes of her, Glenn Beck, Tom Tancredo, [insert name of any Far Right lunatic douchebag here]:

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