Potpourri

We've got a meeting with our tax man tomorrow, so Stew needs the computer today. Hopefully, his income last year selling high quality furniture at a modest price was higher than his sales expenses (i.e., buying box lunches for customers so that they'd sit through a long, boring presentation about the latest and greatest chair). The sandwiches were always "gourmet" style, which I think is the same as saying the sandwiches were made on day old bread that costs twice as much as normal bread. Stew once told me, "Bogey, a good chair will sell itself... you just need to show the customer that the competition is selling a polished turd disguised as a chair." Well, I'm not selling you any chairs (or polished turds) today, but here's a sandwich for you. Please enjoy it while you peruse the following clips...

The Word (various clips from The Colbert Report)
"Silence" http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=81911
"Recoil" http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=82847
"Inappropriate" http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=82060
"Black Sheep" http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video=81554

The Office Scandal (from web show Good God)
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=77054

The Business Meeting (featuring Rainn Wilson... AKA Dwight Schrute)
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1650

The Televangelist (from Reno 911)... best behavior and no swearing.
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1647

Sloths (from Aunt Dee & Cousin Remmy)... if there had been a video production class at Stew's high school, then I'm sure he would've come up with something similar to this...
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1602