Boo who?

I've discovered a poltergeist living in our house, and here's the video evidence to prove it. I was going to use the Theme from the Exorcist for background music, but I discovered the theme song is about 274 minutes long. And, frankly, I don't have that kind of time. Regardless, I'm sure the music I selected - along with the video itself - will scare the bejesus out of you. View it at your own risk... and watch out for projectile vomiting at the end!

Joke of the Day (from Stew's Aunt Almita):

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with excrement and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk guy was stumbling by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunken man stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter because he had watched the whole incident) walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunkard, still staring down replied, "I don't know, but I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"

Happy Halloween