Climbing on the bandwagon (about 10 years late)

Take it away, Mr. Carlin!

It's official - I, too, am now a modern man. I bought a Blackberry this weekend.  That's right, now this dumbass has a smart phone. I now have a phone that does more than just drop calls and shoot sh!tty (blurry) photos. Unfortunately, the phone's manual is thicker than any book I've ever read, so I've got my work cut out for me.