Back in the saddle again...

To my four faithful bloggees, please accept my apologies for my absence. I've been in hiding. Just when I thought we had sufficiently exposed the dumbest and craziest people in the country (see also: Joe the Plumber), now we have the rise of the "Birthers". And in case you live under a rock and don't know about the enigma that is a Birther, allow me to enlighten you. A Birther is a scared white person (see also: racist) who thinks President Obama was born in Kenya and, therefore, is illegally in America and should immediately be picked up by U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) and deported. If you're a Fox News Channel viewer, then you're more familiar with Birthers as being "patriotic citizens - along with Chuck Norris - that are deeply concerned about the future of the country". Regardless, they scare the hell out of me... almost as much as the phony Teabaggers (funded by lobbyists).

Anyway... I spent last weekend at Aunt Dee (Rosemount)'s place, which also happens to be the home of my favorite black lab mix, Remmy... and two cats. Yes, I said "two". Sammy the Cat now has a feline friend... who took a swipe at me - twice. Apparently cats don't like it when you stick your dog snout in their face. Lesson learned. So, while I was hangin' with Remmy and Dee, the rest of Team Stewart was in Wauben, MN, for the Annual Karl Invitational (sort of like a mini-olympics of lawn sport). More on that later... in the meantime, here I am chillin' with Remmy (pics compliments of Aunt Dee).