Separated at birth
If you think I'm going to post a picture of Claire next to an angel based on the title of this post, then you are wrong. Of course, Claire is the most beautiful little baby girl in the world, so it's not hard to believe that she is part angel. However, I've come across evidence of some possible genetic connections that need to be exposed. First off, there is Phil Specter (insane music producer currently on trial for a 2003 murder) and The Great Gazoo (a tiny, green, floating alien discovered by Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble). I don't know much about this Phil Specter guy other than he produced a bunch of famous 1960's era songs, but it would appear that he's in dire need of a stylist. Then again, I think he once said that he "has bipolar disorder and is relatively insane." Relatively speaking, he has the insane look down pat, so he'll probably get off the murder charge.
Now, the next two separated at birth photos are more difficult to figure out since neither person has green skin. To the contrary, both have uber-pale skin, crooked noses and bad teeth. One is a renowned musical genius, while the other is a (former) award-winning seller of high-quality furniture at a modest price. So, can you tell which one is Billy Bragg and which is Stew? I'm thinking only a mother could tell the two apart... except I just now noticed that one of the photos is stamped with Fully English: Billy Bragg. Then again, this could simply be a trick on my part designed to fool you (since I now know how gullible you all are thanks to my April Fool's Day hoax). And if there's anyone out there who doesn't yet appreciate the musical talents of Billy Bragg, then checkout one of my favorite albums -- Mermaid Avenue: Billy Bragg & Wilco (Volume 1)... buy it here:
http://www.amazon.com/Mermaid-Avenue-Billy-Bragg-Wilco/dp/B000007NC0.
In an unrelated item, here's a picture of Claire trying to get out of her baby papasan. More pictures to come next week...
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