How to start each day with a positive outlook

If you're like me, then you're in dire need of a shave... especially in those "hard to reach places". Plus, you're completely fed up with politicians of both parties making promises that will undoubtedly require the taxpayers to write checks our butts can't cash. Or, in the case of Insane in the Membrane More of the McSame McBush McCain - starting wars our butts can't fight without a draft. Now, I don't particularly enjoy putting my political views on display at this blog. And despite my left-leaning ways, there are still some Republicans I actually respect on a political level (i.e., Uncle StewCat?). However, neither Bush nor Cheney fall within that category since they're both treasonous assmonkeys (definition: A disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD.). Therefore, enjoy the following tip I received from Grandpa & Grandma Thullner. I find it to be of value:

1. Open a new file on your computer.
2. Name it "George Bush".
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of 'George Bush'?"
6. Firmly Click "YES!!!"
Feel better?
GOOD! Tomorrow we'll do Dick Cheney!