Scooby Doo, where are you?

I need some help. There's a reason I haven't been blogging for the past few weeks, and I'm not exactly sure what to do about it other than to call in Scooby Doo and the Gang. They seem to know how to best handle scary things like ghosts and goblins... so perhaps they can do something about the screen saver Stew installed on my personal computer (pictured below). The screen saver depicts a dog's worst nightmare, so now I'm afraid to go anywhere near the computer. Plus, there's been a pack of coyotes howling in the middle of the night in the wooded area behind our house for the past several days, so now I'm afraid to go outside to pee or poo. In fact, it's been 13 days since my last movement. If you've never heard a pack of coyotes howling in the middle of the night, it's almost as frightening as the thought of a Sarah Palin presidency. Now that's scary stuff! So think of that before you call me a wussy. Anyway, as soon as I figure out how to get rid of the screen saver, I'll return to blogging from home instead of at the local Carver County Library (where I can sit on a high quality modestly priced chair Stew sold them years ago).

So here's what is called "a dog's worst nightmare"... I think Stew got this picture from either Aunt Dee (Florida), Aunt Dee (Rosemount) or possibly Aunt Julie. Regardless, all three aunts are now on notice. Mark my words, I'll be back.