May 10, 2010

You Gotta See This

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Incendia Health. All opinions are 100% mine.

As anyone who knows me can tell you, I'm a world class procrastinator. I've always lived under the mantra of why do today what you can put off until tomorrow or - in some cases - put off indefinitely. Aside from when I was a kid, my very first eye exam was in 1997 at the age of 29 years. After my exam, I received a prescription and was told I could purchase my eyeglasses on the spot after choosing some frames from Diane. And that's when I saw her. Diane was a gorgeous, mature, sultry woman - a spitting image of an air-brushed Tina Fey. She showed me various frames, but I didn't care what they looked like on my face. I just decided on the ones she said brought out my good looks. But before ringing up the sale, Diane moved closer to me, ran a finger down my cheek, leaned in close to my face and suggested, "It's such a shame to cover up these dark baby blues... I think you should also consider contacts." At that point her perfectly formed hips and long sexy legs carried her wonderfully curvy frame over to a big display of expensive contact lens options just a few feet from me. Then, using only her index finger, she gestured for me to come over. After an appropriate amount of time, I was finally able to stand and join her at the display. To prematurely cut this long, hot story short - all you need to know is I walked out of the optical store with more than $4,300 worth of disposable contact lenses. And after a few years of dealing with lost, torn, and dry contacts, I told myself "One day I'll go get laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis." Or, LASIK for those who prefer to speak in acronyms.

Fast forward to the present, and here I am today still wearing contacts. However, I still plan to get LASIK. In fact, I recently entered an iLASIK Video Contest sponsored by Abbott Medical Optics Inc. (AMO), a global leader in laser vision correction who is sponsoring the content of this blog post. Entrants made videos showing the impact of improved vision on their lives for a chance to win cash and prizes — including a $5,000 Grand Prize. Unfortunately my video showing me dropping my contact lenses in the toilet didn't win, and the iLASIK Video Contest has since ended. But you can view the winners — and all the other entries — at You can also register to receive valuable eye care products.

Anyway, head on over to site while I take a few minutes seconds to finish my Diane story in my head.

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