Bongs, Barbies, Bimbos, Blowhards and Beer Pong
We all need heroes in our lives, and I'm not talking about the sandwich kind. Well, I think I just found another hero to add to my list. His name is Acea Schomaker, and he's the guy who stuffed his hyperactive cat into a homemade marijuana bong and tried to smoke it (okay, so it's a kitten... you say tomato, I say it's still a damn, dirty cat). I'm sure some won't believe this, but I don't think Stew or I have the technological know-how to build a bong. Besides, at our house, we simply throw unruly cats onto the roof. You can read more about Acea here. And I predict it will be no time before unambitious youth across the country begin referring to the act of smoking marijuana as blazing the kitty. And if you don't like to read news articles, here's a little 30-second video you can watch instead:
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In other news, a West Virginia lawmaker has introduced a bill in the state's legislature that would ban the sale of Barbie's and other dolls like her [source]. Apparently, the Democratic delegate feels the glamorous-looking doll sends the wrong message to West Virginia girls by putting too much emphasis on physical beauty. In response to the proposed legislation, Mattel (the maker of Barbie) has quickly developed two prototypes of dolls that would be sold exclusively in West Virginia and parts of Appalachia. Stay-at-home-dog broke this story today and brings you the first-ever photos of Mattel's new dolls...
REDNECK BARBIE

RED STATE KEN & BARBIE

In still more white trash news, The Superficial (the world's greatest celebrity gossip site) is reporting

On the political front... a few words from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Please do not watch if you insist on only getting your political news from sources like Fox News, TownHall.com, and/or The Drudge Report... it's apparent you don't care about opposing viewpoints, plus the humor and satire in this clip will be totally lost on you. You have been warned.
And, finally, some health news from Stephen Colbert and The Colbert Report:
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