Desperately seeking Cindy

Someone named "Cindy" emailed me the other day. I have no idea who she is, but she sounds fascinating. Here's the message she sent me:

SUBJECT: It's been awhile
MESSAGE: Hi, it's Cindy. I haven't heard from you in awhile, and I'm waiting for you to email me and let me know if you still wanted to be online friends.

See what I mean? She's very mysterious, and I'm tempted to email her back. If anyone knows who Cindy is or can send me a picture, I'd appreciate it. This dog doesn't hunt until I get a little sniff of the prize beforehand, if you catch my drift. I know that sounds bad, but please remember that I'm just a little old mutt.

In other news...
Day #2 of Stew's weight-loss program: net gain/loss = 0 lbs.

One could say "so far, so good."