Assume the position...

Well, it's official... Momma has accepted a new job! She starts her new position at Medtox Scientific (http://www.medtox.com) on April 30th. Stew, Claire and I could NOT be happier for her (or us). Although we still have no clue what Linda does for a living, or what her title will be, we just know that Medtox is supposed to be "family friendly", which means 70 to 90 hour work weeks are not the norm. So, there's a good chance we'll actually see Momma at home before it gets dark outside. In fact, we have a family plan to uphold Sacro Desco, which is Italian for “sacred table” - a commitment to share at least one meal all together as a family every day. Dinnertime is not just about feeding the body; it's also about nourishing the soul
(source: http://www.allprodad.com). Since Linda has forbid me from writing my true feelings about her current employer, I'll let the following clip do my talking as it perfectly sums up my feelings on the last 4+ years of Linda's employment. Just imagine the Kevin Bacon character (receiving the spanking) is an 8-month pregnant Linda (thanks to Scott H. for the idea).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKpKSZGSkuo

In other news, in honor of Dwight Schrute, I'm posting a link to every quote ever made on The Office (thanks to Florida's own Aunt Dee for the link):
http://www.officequotes.us/index.php

Lastly, I'll be conducting some reconnaissance tonite after The Office. I fear the Kenmore and Swifter terrorist networks' Operation Spring Cleaning is dangerously close at hand. I'll keep you posted on my findings. In the meantime, consider the threat level "HIGH" (dogs don't use color codes for threat levels because:
1) we don't see color, and 2) using colors is pretty stupid when you can simply say "HIGH" or "LOW" or "MODERATE"... like Smokey the Bear does when warning of forest fire danger levels... go visit a forest if you don't understand the Smokey Bear comment... or just look at the picture to the left).