2Dogs Productions Presents - Rap Master C!

Step back, 50 Cent, 'cause here comes Half Penny! That's right. Rap Master C is in da house, y'all! Claire's been practicing her rap skills and gave Momma, Stew and I a performance the other night in her nursery. But since she doesn't have a microphone, Claire uses her mini-shampoo bottle. Now all she needs is a DJ to spin discs while Half Penny raps her rhymes. Send your applications to me (Lazy B) at 2DogsProductions headquarters, which are unfortunately still located in Robbinsdale...

Anyway, here are some photos of Claire paying tribute to Public Enemy by performing their classic social commentary, "Fight the Power":

As the rhythm designed to bounce

What counts is that the rhymes

Designed to fill your mind

Now that you've realized the prides arrived

We got to pump the stuff to make us tough

from the heart

It's a start, a work of art

To revolutionize make a change nothin's strange

People, people we are the same

No we're not the same

'Cause we don't know the game

What we need is awareness, we can't get careless

You say what is this?

My beloved lets get down to business

Mental self defensive fitness

(Yo) bum rush the show

You gotta go for what you know

Make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be

Lemme hear you say...

Fight the Power!