Step back, 50 Cent, 'cause here comes Half Penny! That's right. Rap Master C is in da house, y'all! Claire's been practicing her rap skills and gave Momma, Stew and I a performance the other night in her nursery. But since she doesn't have a microphone, Claire uses her mini-shampoo bottle. Now all she needs is a DJ to spin discs while Half Penny raps her rhymes. Send your applications to me (Lazy B) at 2DogsProductions headquarters, which are unfortunately still located in Robbinsdale...
Anyway, here are some photos of Claire paying tribute to Public Enemy by performing their classic social commentary, "Fight the Power":
As the rhythm designed to bounce
What counts is that the rhymes
Designed to fill your mind
Now that you've realized the prides arrived
We got to pump the stuff to make us tough
from the heart
It's a start, a work of art
To revolutionize make a change nothin's strange
People, people we are the same
No we're not the same
'Cause we don't know the game
What we need is awareness, we can't get careless
You say what is this?
My beloved lets get down to business
Mental self defensive fitness
(Yo) bum rush the show
You gotta go for what you know
Make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be
Lemme hear you say...
Fight the Power!