Join the club
Last night, I received an anonymous comment regarding the fact that The FranDog Express just so happens to be a mini-bus. Specifically, the 
commentor referred to our tour bus as a "short bus", which is a derogatory term used by big bullies with small penises (see the Urban Dictionary's definition of "short bus" here). You see, it takes a lot of courage to ride the short bus. How much courage does it take to post an anonymous comment? I'm talking to you, Brenner! My apologies to The Brenner if I guessed wrong on who actually posted the comment (but I know it was you!). Anyway, Stew pointed out to me that he, in fact, used to ride a short bus driven by Coach Ellwanger when the Pierre, SD, freshman football team made road trips. So, I guess this means Stew can officially be dubbed as "Special."
Moving on... I am currently taking applications from you to join FranDog Club. Members receive absolutely nothing in return for their $49.95 monthly membership fee, 
although there's a good chance your mug could end up being (poorly) Photoshopped onto the body of a donkey in a future FranDog Club Newsletter. To sign up, simply email me your credit card information, and I'll do the rest. You might as well throw in your checking account details and your mother's maiden name in the event your credit card balance somehow extends your credit limit and/or your card gets shut-off due to suspicious activity. The first-ever FranDog Club event will take place on Saturday, June 28th, so mark you calendars now! More details will be provided over the next couple days. In the meantime, I leave you with a few words of wisdom from FranDog Club: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Posts
2 comments:
Unfortunately, I didn't leave the anonymous comment, but I do enjoy coming to this site when times are slow. The fact that I only visit when I'm bored is a comeback to your reference of me being a big bully with a small penis. That small penis has not landed me on the "short bus" up to this point. I'm very bummed that I cannot make the fiasco, as another old Pierre mate (Scott Anderson) is taking his 2nd chance at marital bliss and has asked me to stand beside him. Even though I have not been on the "short bus", during my Pierre days I did ride the Church of Christ's "Big Red Joy Bus". I'll leave you with one of my favorite songs that I learned on that cult bus, which seems to go with the theme..."I'm going on a journey on the happy day express...the letters on the engine are J-E-S-U-S. When the train comes down from heaven, be sure to answer YES...I'm going on a journey on the happy day express...CHOO CHOO!!!"
I, yes I, evil cat lover, posted the short bus comment.
Bwahahahahahaha.
Read the book, The Short Bus by Jonathan Mooney, if you can read, dogboy.
Mooohahahahahahahaha [rubs hands evilly together]
Post a Comment