Claire had her first day of school in Chaska today, and things went very well. She seemed real happy when she and Stew returned this morning. Plus, Stew wasn't crying about "...all the mean moms picking on me." To commemorate the day - and since I don't have any pictures ready to post - I wrote you a song (set to the tune of Winter Wonderland). Enjoy - and I don't want to hear about it if it doesn't rhyme to your satisfaction.
School bells ring, Claire's not listening. A new outfit, she is christening. We should be alright, If Claire doesn't fight With all the little Chaska snots at school.
Gone away is the old place. Here to stay is a tax base. The school is real nice, But sort of high priced, Just to teach Chaska tots how to share.
In the classroom Stew is quite a showman, Pretending he's some sort of circus clown. Moms say "Stew, are you for real, man?" "Because you're gonna have to tone it down."
When it's time to sing good-bye songs, Sounds from Stew just sound plain wrong. But we'll frolic and play, the Chaska way, Attending Claire's new weekly toddler class!
Commentary from a stay-at-home dad on daily happenings and misadventures while helping raise a wonderful little girl. The goal is to employ wit, sarcasm and/or humor to make the blog pseudo-entertaining. Then again, setting goals never really worked for me, but maybe you'll chuckle anyway.
OUR FAMILY- Provides a brief bio on each family member.
THE SAHD CLUB- A rip-off of the letter written by the kids from the 1980's blockbuster hit, The Breakfast Club.
THE DOG DISH- Here you'll find the occasional rant or story written from a dog's point of view.
COMEDY - Here you'll find stuff I think is funny, typically video clips, cartoons or jokes.
LINKS - Just what the name implies.
PAW-LITICS - More rants, typically directed at despicable politicians with whom I disagree.
VIDEO VAULT- Home videos of Claire set to some of our favorite songs.
BUY STUFF- My online store (that is if I ever actually create one).